Thelma, Punter of Ducks

Like the BBC, just way less informative.
I’m still really upset and angry. He did it once, the camera happened to be on him, he did it once and I think it’s the funniest joke that’s ever been on our show. - Michael Schur (x)

(Source: chrisprattings, via n-x-northwest)

chippish:

queenjaneway:

#i havent seen one episode of this show but i would swan dive into a volcano if she asked me to (via deepspacednine)

I have seen every episode of this show and I would swan dive into a volcano if she asked me to

* ordered you to.

(Source: katiebishop, via n-x-northwest)

Overheard in the grocery store

  • Girlfriend: (picking out a box of Cheez-Its) I actually sometimes like Cheese Nips better.
  • Boyfriend: Ew! You're the worst!